Imagine if animals had smartphones and could text us the world would be a whole lot funnier (and probably full of typos). Your dog might text, “WHERE R U I MISS U. ALSO, I ATE UR SHOE. SORRY.” Meanwhile, cats would be far sassier “You’re 5 minutes late feeding me. Fix this. Also, I knocked over your plant. On purpose.” Birds might spam you with messages like “WHEEEE ” every time they fly, and goldfish would probably forget they already texted you five seconds ago “Hi Wait... who are you again ”
Animals would definitely have group chats too maybe a “Midnight Zoomies Club” for cats or a “Bark at Nothing” squad for dogs. Hamsters would constantly ask for more snacks, snakes would be like “hissssup,” and parrots would just mimic your mom. And let’s be honest, cows would probably send chill messages like, “Just chewing grass. Moo mood relaxed.” If animals could text, we’d never be bored and we’d probably spend all day replying to nonsense. But hey, at least it’d be hilarious. Shutdown123